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Sometimes I remember that Fox owns the URL fratboiphysicals.com and just burst out laughing all by myself.
MAN i love anything and everything gothic americana like think about southwestern gothic with flickering motel lights and thieves and snakes hiding in sunset deserts, but also new england gothic with deep dark woods and bodies sunk into the bottom of freezing lakes, and appalachian gothic with dirty-feet tangle-haired children and small crumbling houses and the wind whistling eerily, and even midwest gothic with lonely tractors rusting away in the sunlight and endless plains and plains of vast nothingness as far as the eye can see, florida gothic (old bones sunk into the swamp), wisconsin gothic (the town’s been snowed in for weeks now, who knows what’s happening up there), california gothic (they don’t call ‘em ghost towns for nothing), colorado gothic (something’s living up in those mountains and it only comes out at night) and of course southern gothic to rule them all, a landscape of witchery, poverty, hellfire and damnation
You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again.
A lot of my stories are based on this fact.
"The point of fics set in alternate universes are to show that no matter what setting or circumstance, these two people will always find each other. I will find you. Every me loves every you." -deimosluna
Okay dash listen up I need to tell you all about ELECTRIC RAZORS.
You can shave your legs ANYWHERE. You do not need soap or water! You don’t have to try and balance in the shower! You could shave your legs in bed with this probably!
YOU CAN’T HURT YOURSELF. IT CANNOT NICK YOU OR SCRAPE YOU.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PEEL ANYTHING STICKY OFF OF YOUR LEGS.
You can get a close enough shave, if you use a good one and go slow, to last a WHOLE WEEK!
YOU CAN JUST SPEND 10 MINUTES A WEEK SHAVING YOUR LEGS, COMFORTABLY, WITHOUT TAKING A SHOWER OR RISKING LIFE AND LIMB, AND VOILA. DONE. GENDER CONFORMITY UNLOCKED.
Anyway yeah, I have struggled with shaving my legs since I was 12 years old, and this is basically a game changer for me. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? So now I am telling you!
They’re great until the off switch falls off, and you’re left staring helplessly at a vibrating thing with teeth, wondering exactly what the battery life is and hoping it won’t erupt into flames if you leave it alone.
THESE ARE THE RISKS WE MUST TAKE.