Wednesday, April 23, 2014

jeza-red:

newvagabond:

pandalolli
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valdrein:

rapunzelcomplex:

gazzymouse:

It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…

MY SHIP IS UNSINKABLE

The Road to El Dorado: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”

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You’re forgetting the scene in the beginning where they’re prisoners in the ship. Tulio is lifting Miguel so Miguel and look out, and Tulio briefly rubs his face against Miguel’s ass. Best. ever. 

Don’t

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fucking get me started

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on my gay analysis

of El fucking Dorado

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^This part is subtle and often missed. At the end, when Tulio and Miguel are reunited, they run to hug each other and Altivo interrupts just as Tulio has his hand on his pal’s waist.

All gifs here made by me because SACRIFICES! I actually have hundreds more to make but who knows if I’ll ever finish—especially since my hard drive kaboomed and I lost my perfectly organized clips.

OK I’m going to be the person who rains on the gay parade and I hate being that person :(

But the scriptwriters for El Dorado, Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio, repeatedly confirmed on their screenwriting website that they did not (deliberately) write Miguel and Tulio as a gay couple, and the Tulio/Chel relationship was in the script from the very beginning. I read this a few years ago when I used to read their site religiously (mainly for the stuff on Pirates of the Carribean). So the person above who said they were scripted as a couple was either misinformed or a lyin’ liar, I’m afraid.

Also the writers hate the movie and say it was botched to hell. Not because ‘slashers ruined it’, but because of story issues… although there was a certain ‘no homo’ vibe in their shooting down the shippers iirc, which was a bit annoying.

(Source: diablodancer)

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

Monday, April 21, 2014

allthatisthecase:

i’ve seen a quote on my dash a couple times that’s basically saying you should write all your secondary characters like they think they’re the main character of the book and like i totally think that’s good advice and all in a lot of ways, but i definitely never thought i was the main character of anything. i really want more books where the main character thinks of themself as a secondary character.

Anonymous asked: Omg WHAT IF. Okay, so this is not meant to be a wank-type ask, but what if this happens. What if the boys actually are separated for a bit next season (Blaine in LA, Kurt in NY) and then they sing Already Home on the show. I would die. People the world over would hear pterodactyl screeching and it would be me dying in front of my tv. I would almost be okay with a bit of separation if they did that. Beizy halp me I'm spiraling.

missbeizy:

I’ve always said I don’t mind realistic angst so long as there is a happy ending.

Guh.  I just want all the Klaine feels.  <3

I will say this again and again until it actually happens or the show ends: Without You (Rent)/With or Without You (U2) mashup of bliss.

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

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Sunday, April 20, 2014
castiels-mind-tardis:

pantheos:

just-a-skinny-boy:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.



get out 

castiels-mind-tardis:

pantheos:

just-a-skinny-boy:

plaid1shirt3days:

just-a-skinny-boy:

If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.

Wow this gif is soda pressing.

get out 

Anonymous asked: Burt finds out about Kurt's tattoo and piercing.

musingsonaredradish:

LOL okay.

~~~

Burt called the next morning. Kurt barely slept the night before, because after the novelty wore off the swelling settled in. His tongue felt like a foreign object in his mouth, and the ball of the barbell scraped lightly against the roof of his mouth every time his jaw clenched tight as he slept. Even if he hadn’t been given caution about what he could eat he wouldn’t feel much like doing it anyway. He couldn’t even use a straw. He settled in to make an extra-liquidy smoothie with some extra protein powder just as the phone rang.

"Ulloh?" Kurt said, shocked and appalled by the sound of his own voice around his monstrous tongue. "Dah?"

"What’s going on, are you sick?" Burt said. "Or are you talking to me while you’re brushing your teeth again, Kurt, I told you last time—"

"No, no, not bwushing," Kurt said, rolling his eyes, because there was something he hadn’t yet considered—brushing his teeth. "No, not thick."

"Then what it is, you get one of those tongue piercings?" Burt said, before laughing like he did when he found something he said himself especially funny. Kurt stayed silent. "Come on kid, you’re supposed to be laughing with me here."

"I haf to go," Kurt said, hanging up the phone. He wasn’t sure why—it wasn’t like his dad could do anything to him. Or would even care. Kurt hoped he wouldn’t care. 

Kurt was attempting to slurp smoothie by spoonful minutes later when his phone began to buzz with text messages.

Blaine: Your dad called me.

Blaine: He asked me to tell him you hadn’t done something stupid like get a tongue piercing.

Blaine: I couldn’t tell him that because you HAD gotten a tongue piercing, so I asked if I could tell him something else instead.

Blaine: So he said, Well at least it’s removable. It’s not like he got a stupid misspelled tattoo or anything.

Blaine: I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO KURT I HATE LYING TO YOUR DAD

Blaine: I asked him about the game last night instead but there wasn’t a game last night Kurt

Blaine: I am the worst liar ever I am so sorry we will never be maniacal archvillains together

Kurt sighed, lowering his head to his hands. He was gonna have to call his dad back. 

Right after he ate fifteen ice cubes.