Thursday, July 31, 2014
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
“Let’s hide from our dialogue in this elevator.”
4 Ways the 50 Shades of Grey Film Is Worse Than You Expect
#4. The Writing Is Terrible (Both the Script and the Source Novel)
You’d think most actors would be familiar with the amount of risque belly slapping in the book, but there’s no shortage of people reading the script and bursting into fits of shocked laughter. There’s a rumor that Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast in the lead role, dropped out because he didn’t like the script, and he starred in last year’s Pacific Rim, which contained a character named Stacker Pentecost and a man with golden shoes. Actress Chloe Bridges, star of the Sex and the City spinoff The Carrie Diaries, read the three pages she was given for her audition and immediately said, “I really can’t do this.”
- Got hit by a taxi driving at 100 km/hr
- Hung on to the grille for 88 km until the taxi stopped to refuel in Gympie
- Was pissed off, snarling, and had to be captured via several humans and a giant sheet
- Was taken to the vet and diagnosed with a broken nail
- Also has chlamydia
And you all wonder why I side-eye koalas.
Stuff I need to do tonight no excuses
- Hand in references at estate agents.
- Ring the water company and confirm I’m moving.
- Ring the gas/electric company and confirm I’m moving.
- Ring BT and double-check they know I’m moving, which they should do because I filled out the online form, but let’s not take chances.
- Hang up laundry.
- Eat… food…? Try not to go to Subway again, especially after the guy hit on you yesterday.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
Monday, July 28, 2014
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
Jay requested monsters and 70s klaine so BOOM LET’S MASH THOSE TWO TOGETHER WHY NOT plus some bike chanderson requested by anon!
This is literally the best thing I have seen in my entire life.
I SECOND THAT