“Daddy, I want you to meet my fiancee, Finn”
“Grab my gun Leroy, he must have followed me back from the island”
(Source: mygirlbrittany)
flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me
like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”
i thought you could combine flowers
like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and a large tomato”
One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.
oh man, that’s great.
True story: I cry at pretty much any story-line between Lisa and Marge or Lisa and Homer.
Also: when The Simpsons finally make it to Netflix Instant, I fully expect all of civilization to shut down for a week while we binge on them.
(Source: forgofamilyforgofriends)
(Source: majamojachinita)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
put on your war paint: theragnarokd: thingswhatareawesome: whittenorr: i really like the...
i really like the thought that derek hale is disgustingly good at board games and no one expects that
like just imagine him demolishing everyone at risk or cluedo with a totally serious face and it ends up everyone vs. him because they’re determined to take him down but they cant and thatS WHY HE’S ALPHA
Except he just can’t win at The Game of Life.
I definitely want this, and he’s so terrible at RL strategy because he gets angry or scared and acts without thinking.
Then Stiles makes him a board and little pieces, and Derek can think about things through before acting, and then the Alpha pack doesn’t know what hit them.
there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.
We don’t even know who it was, I just—
(Source: before-series-three)
A tribute to the friendship between Tolkien and Lewis.
*screaming*
